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Sueños...

10:21 Feb 11 2013
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Ni si quiera ocurre un pestañeo



mientras fácilmente



se repite, de nuevo,



esa jodía noche.



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Dude, Burn Dude!

17:43 Feb 07 2013
Times Read: 954




Dude1- Hey man, can I tell you something? It's kind of strange.

Dude2- Sure, you can tell me anything!

Dude1- I've not been with a woman in almost 2 years.

Dude2- Yeah, I know. So what?

Dude1- Well, When I took a piss this morning, it burned.

Dude2- Cancel our plans tonight, I'm not coming over.

Dude1- WTF why? You told me I could tell you anything!

Dude2- OH, no no. This is about something completely unrelated to what you just told me.

Dude1- Then what?

Dude2- I'm going to the ER.

Dude1- What the hell is wrong?

Dude2- I shook your hand.

Dude1- -_-

Dude2- Burn! ^_^


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